Rudolph Was A Girl

               

According to the Alaska Department of Fish
and game, while both male and female reindeer
grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of
winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after
they give birth in the spring. Therefore,
according to every historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer, every single
one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen .......
had to be a girl.

We should've known. Only women would
be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet
suit all around the world in one night,
and not get lost.

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